Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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