well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
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bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
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