you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
