brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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