He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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