i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Blow job season was short but glorious.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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