She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
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We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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