Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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