Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
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Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
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