Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
