Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Randomize
