Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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