Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
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Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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