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Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Quick, to the slutcave!
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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