Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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