Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
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if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
send nudes
from the living room?
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