just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I think your dad took our porno
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
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