I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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