did you get engaged???
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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