I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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