Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
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don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
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I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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