dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
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You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
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I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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