i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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