I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
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Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
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I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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