so let's talk penis.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
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