The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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