we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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