Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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