i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Randomize
