she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
i think i just lost a toe
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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