they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I want you more than these girls want KFC
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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