I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
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... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
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