I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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