Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Randomize