no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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