i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
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i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
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The chlamydia really affected his face.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
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