Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
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He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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