Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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