How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
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