Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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