who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
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Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
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