Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I want her autograph on my taint
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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