and she was petting her beer can
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
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I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
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I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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