Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
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Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
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Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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