Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
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