you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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