also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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