Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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