No awkward lesbian experiences without me
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
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I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
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