Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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