Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
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This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I deserve to be covered in dicks
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
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Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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