so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Life's hard when you can't differentiate between retrograde and PMS
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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