Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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