I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
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Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
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Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
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