He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
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passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
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BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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