I would go down on you faster than GM stock
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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