why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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